"Call me Shane," he said. He never told us more.

Another one of those porn stars on my "to do" list - er, I mean, doing a filmography, like I did for Bob's lover, Roy Garrett.

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dear supernice neighbor

This should make my ex-readers laugh, (same thing happened with my neighbor after Bjork's previous release!) - but oh, right........
actually, just yesterday morning, when I was preparing a porno clip, I got an email - "I'm so glad you've come to your senses." grrrrrr! Actually, it was a nice email, to be fair, there was a compliment or two in there as well; so that's why I posted the HOMOGENIC t-shirt pic yesterday. And I have two more bjorkt-shirts, so above is another in the collection. Meanwhile, for the folks who like the occasional bjorkmusicfile, here ya go. I still can't decide if I like the mash-up, but since that LFO guy is playing on Bjork's current tour, and uses bits from Freak during Hyperballad, I figured it might be fun for the 3 people still downloading files from me.

Hyperballad - Freak (mash-up)

Hyperballad - LIVE! United Palace

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Paul this is Kyle; Kyle, this is Paul

posted by bj at 8:07 AM

eat yer vegetables

gosh, he's so limber!

posted by bj at 7:52 AM

damn colonists!

posted by bj at 8:53 AM

i'm super, thanks for asking

busy busy busy (not interesting busy, just work and out-in-the-spring-air busy), and late for work. more later(ish)
posted by bj at 9:11 AM

neither here nor there

posted by bj at 8:17 AM

sticks and stones (and car parts, bottles and cutlery.....)

garsh, 3 more emails from "former" "readers" who don't care for the new all-Bjork, all-the time theme here at BJorkLAND! Well, I'm sorry, but ya see, we is seeing her again tomorrow night at THE APOLLO - this time my buddy SCOTT (who has all sorts of porno on his site) is coming with me. And the friggin CD (VOLTA!) comes out tomorrow, too! WOO-HOO! 6 years of archives with debauchery, porno pics, various not-so-hidden porno clips amongst it all, and tales my BF would really rather weren't in the public domain, and 2 weeks of being a silly teenager about ..... awwww, what am I doing??!

and all that ad revenue I'm loosing!

AAARRGGHH!

anyone who has a blog knows, it's all about whacking your own little cock, and making your own little pubes sticky with cum; and this month, I get HARD (very HARD) dancing around the apartment with the latest from probably the only pure pleasure of my adult life - Ms. Bjork. Sorry ya can't find any porno elsewhere on the interweb......... but I'm only into this to ENJOY.
posted by bj at 8:38 PM

So long

sigh.
"I can appreciate that you like Bjork ... I do too, but that's not why I go to your site. So long"

Now, I shouldn't get all defensive about one person not liking the new ALL BJORK!, ALL THE TIME! theme here at BJ(ork)LAND - but maybe I should get back to the porno-crazed ramblings.....

(NOT!) ---- a coupla selections from Wednesday's show -

• LIVE! - Venus As A Boy
• LIVE! - Anchor Song
• LIVE! - Dull Flame Of Desire

I gotta tell you - I was fairly ambivalent about this guy, Antony Hegarty (of Antony And The Johnsons) doing a duet with Bjork (2, in fact, on this new album); and the horrible quality UTube recording of DULL FLAME performed in Reykjavik a few weeks back made me fairly nervous. And even when she introduced him adorably at the show Wednesday night, with a very enthusiastic reception from the crowd, it started off awkward and a bit "off". She was fine, able to compete with the rather overpowering back-up. But then, about 2 or 3 minutes in, he hit his stride, and WOW! What a match! What a beautiful song, and beautiful pairing - really nice. Can't wait for the album to arrive - OLI emailed me that it shipped (from England) Thursday morning.

And speaking of LIVE recordings.... I emailed 6 friends of mine last week with a secret link to a zipped folder of the complete show she did at Coachella - and not one responded - no "thank you", no "link doesn't work", no "stop sending me these files, you know I don't like Bjork" - NADA! grrrrrrr! Needless to say they ain't getting the Radio City mp3's!

posted by bj at 11:12 AM

.......great night...... ears still a bit sore........ and the BF was singing "DECLARE INDEPENDENCE - Don't Let Them Do THAT To You!" while we biked home.
posted by bj at 8:46 AM

Raise Your Flag!

Guaranteed to annoy neighbors, boyfriends, and quite possibly yourself - LIVE! - Declare Independence - off to work, then Radio City - woo-hoo!

oh yeah - and for those of you not lucky enough to be seeing her, you can listen to this Saturday's New York City show live - info here at Bjork.com, courtesy of New York's Public Radio.

posted by bj at 9:05 AM