{"id":120,"date":"2010-05-30T10:29:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T14:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=120"},"modified":"2024-03-19T17:10:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-19T21:10:33","slug":"who-needs-a-mattress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/30\/who-needs-a-mattress\/","title":{"rendered":"who needs a mattress?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img src=https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/SEXTOOL_martin.JPG title=\"it's not his name i want on my tongue\" ><\/center><P>so after the awkward introduction, i couldn&#8217;t help think, well, maybe. And as he excused himself and brushed past me, his smoke-scented beard caught my attention, and the curve of his lips through the hair seemed, well, worth investigating. some of my friends think it&#8217;s weird, since i don&#8217;t smoke, that every once in awhile i smell or taste a smoking man&#8217;s face and it&#8217;s just, well, such a turn on (and don&#8217;t get me started on a man who&#8217;s had a cigarette <I>and<\/i> a chocolate bar!). some time passes, and i find myself at the urinal, and next to me is that man who comes &#8220;highly recommended.&#8221;  i dunno why kissing at the urinals is so hot, but take it from me &#8211; it fuckin is! after a few minutes, i leave the bathroom, i look for my friends. no where in sight, and he&#8217;s gone, too. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so after the awkward introduction, i couldn&#8217;t help think, well, maybe. And as he excused himself and brushed past me, his smoke-scented beard caught my attention, and the curve of his lips through the hair seemed, well, worth investigating. some of my friends think it&#8217;s weird, since i don&#8217;t smoke, that every once in awhile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}