{"id":230,"date":"2010-08-12T08:36:44","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T12:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=230"},"modified":"2024-03-26T16:19:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T20:19:21","slug":"wanna-steal-my-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2010\/08\/12\/wanna-steal-my-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"wanna steal my stuff?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img src=https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/fuzzy_in_bed.JPG title=\"me + bed\" hspace=\"1\"><\/center><P>any of you living in manhattan, or anyone who just doesn&#8217;t earn a lot of money, knows when you live in a small place, you gotta be a little clever about how to get your stuff in to a small space, especially when you got a lot of stuff, and a only a small tight place to put it. welcome to my bed. i sleep on top of the bulk of my porno collection, so if you wanna steal my stuff, you&#8217;d have to get past me first.<P>  you&#8217;ve been warned! <P>which reminds me &#8211; gentlemen! i know i&#8217;m a lazy ass when it comes to posting videos, but heck, maybe y&#8217;all can make some (reasonable) suggestions (and no, to that guy who wants me to post full-length movies, it ain&#8217;t gonna happen, k?) and, i dunno, butter me up and get me to crawl onto, er, under, the bed, and maybe get some clips back up here again soon &#8211; whaddya think?  <center><img src=https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/porno_bed.JPG title=\"porno collection\" hspace=\"1\"><\/center><P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>any of you living in manhattan, or anyone who just doesn&#8217;t earn a lot of money, knows when you live in a small place, you gotta be a little clever about how to get your stuff in to a small space, especially when you got a lot of stuff, and a only a small tight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bj"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}