{"id":305,"date":"2010-09-22T08:05:59","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T12:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=305"},"modified":"2021-05-28T19:11:19","modified_gmt":"2021-05-28T23:11:19","slug":"like-a-beautifully-wrapped-package-on-christmas-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/22\/like-a-beautifully-wrapped-package-on-christmas-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"like a beautifully wrapped package on Christmas morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center> <a href=\"https:\/\/bjland.ws\/movie\/billykid.wmv\" target=\"_window\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/billykid_02.jpg\" title=\"click to play\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/bjland.ws\/movie\/billykid.wmv\" target=\"_window\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/billykid_01.jpg\" title=\"click to play\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\"><\/a><br \/>\n<i>&#8220;and there it was &#8211; huge, erect, and pointing north &#8211; with a sweat sock on it&#8221;<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p><b><i>Wanted: Billy the Kid<\/i><\/b><br \/>\n<b>directed by: <\/b> <a href=\"https:\/\/bjland.ws\/directors\/deveau.html\" target=\"_window\" rel=\"noopener\">Jack Deveau<\/a>   (1976)<br \/>\n<b>Starring:<\/b>       Dennis Walsh (Billy), Compton Payne (Business Man), Megan Ross (Karen, Billy&#8217;s best friend), Peter Thadliski (Angelo &#8211; the &#8220;super&#8221;), John Meyers (Brian, the photographer), Darc Traid (Moses), Ron Leigh (Mark), Rene&#8217; (as Beverly), John Tyme (as Doug), Larry Marsland (as the dentist), Mark Ekwell (as the Thai Chi instructor); and in the Thai Chi class: Bob Mulare, Geoffrey Welch, Gakin Mantis, Steve Eberhart, Bob Alvarez, and Mark Woodward<\/p>\n<p>i think she&#8217;s fuckin&#8217; fantastic! but don&#8217;t worry, no real sex here to speak of, just her brief 3-minute monologue (written by Moose 100?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;and there it was &#8211; huge, erect, and pointing north &#8211; with a sweat sock on it&#8221; Wanted: Billy the Kid directed by: Jack Deveau (1976) Starring: Dennis Walsh (Billy), Compton Payne (Business Man), Megan Ross (Karen, Billy&#8217;s best friend), Peter Thadliski (Angelo &#8211; the &#8220;super&#8221;), John Meyers (Brian, the photographer), Darc Traid (Moses), Ron [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pornoclips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}