{"id":3390,"date":"2020-04-09T13:46:59","date_gmt":"2020-04-09T17:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=3390"},"modified":"2020-04-09T14:03:15","modified_gmt":"2020-04-09T18:03:15","slug":"dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2020\/04\/09\/dont\/","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/tightropes5_015.jpg\" title=\"Tightrops #5 1984\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"5\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you guys, but I have like ZERO interest in sex; looking at sexvideos just makes me go <i>GET BACK! STOP TOUCHING! <\/i><\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;.without getting all philosophical, it will pass (right?)&#8230;. so, please, gentlemen, don&#8217;t cut off your parts, you&#8217;ll need them in the (hopefully not too distant) future. Stay well, and feel free to say HEY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you guys, but I have like ZERO interest in sex; looking at sexvideos just makes me go GET BACK! STOP TOUCHING! But&#8230;.without getting all philosophical, it will pass (right?)&#8230;. so, please, gentlemen, don&#8217;t cut off your parts, you&#8217;ll need them in the (hopefully not too distant) future. Stay well, and feel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}