{"id":6195,"date":"2025-11-03T09:57:22","date_gmt":"2025-11-03T14:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=6195"},"modified":"2025-11-04T00:59:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T05:59:03","slug":"help-me-somebody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2025\/11\/03\/help-me-somebody\/","title":{"rendered":"help me, somebody!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/Mandate1990_12_056.jpg\" title=\"BRUNO - Mandate 1990\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\" width=\"\"><br \/>\n<\/center> <\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all know I scour magazines, online and in my porno closet and porno basement, for good images &#8211; and sometimes I find not so great quality, but still worthwhile imagery like this here of our buddy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2025\/10\/07\/not-that-truck\/\" target=\"_window\" title=\"not that truck\" rel=\"noopener\">BRUNO<\/a>  (and a buddy) from a 1990 issue of <I>Mandate<\/i>, accompanying some friction fiction &#8211; someone else&#8217;s scan, so I shouldn&#8217;t complain (I&#8217;ll leave that to pointing out not a single comment on my Bruno post from last month (<I>not that truck<\/i>, linked above). But quality aside, I am an idiot when it comes to merging two images of a sliced-in-half photo &#8211; the ones below. <a href=\"https:\/\/bjland.ws\/music\/Help_Me_Somebody.mp3\" target=\"_window\" title=\"Brian Eno and David Byrne\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Help me, somebody! <\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>(edit\/update:) thanks Zephyr!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/BRUNO_z3a.jpg\" title=\"\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\"  width=\"\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/Mandate1990_12_058.jpg\" title=\"\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\"  width=\"450\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/Mandate1990_12_059.jpg\" title=\"\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\"  width=\"450\"><br \/>\n<\/center> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;all know I scour magazines, online and in my porno closet and porno basement, for good images &#8211; and sometimes I find not so great quality, but still worthwhile imagery like this here of our buddy BRUNO (and a buddy) from a 1990 issue of Mandate, accompanying some friction fiction &#8211; someone else&#8217;s scan, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vintage-porn-stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}