{"id":760,"date":"2011-12-18T11:08:50","date_gmt":"2011-12-18T16:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=760"},"modified":"2013-12-07T16:05:12","modified_gmt":"2013-12-07T21:05:12","slug":"i-better-get-them-black-cha-cha-heels-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2011\/12\/18\/i-better-get-them-black-cha-cha-heels-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"My parents better get me them cha-cha heels I asked for. That’s all I can say."},"content":{"rendered":"

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“I hate you, I hate this house, I hate Christmas!”<\/i> <\/center><\/p>\n

Holiday tradition to re-run this post – Xmas 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! – but c’mon, it’s DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple years back from kweer.com’s FEMALE TROUBLE pages<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I hate you, I hate this house, I hate Christmas!” Holiday tradition to re-run this post – Xmas 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! – but c’mon, it’s DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple years back from kweer.com’s FEMALE TROUBLE pages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}