{"id":877,"date":"2012-05-11T08:17:02","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T12:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=877"},"modified":"2022-12-24T10:01:46","modified_gmt":"2022-12-24T15:01:46","slug":"dont-point-that-thing-at-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2012\/05\/11\/dont-point-that-thing-at-me\/","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t point that thing at me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/gunballs.jpg\" title=\"\" vspace=\"1\" hspace=\"1\">well, you can point <i>that<\/i> thing at me, but not <i>that<\/i> thing, OK?<\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>well, you can point that thing at me, but not that thing, OK?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balls","category-nova-films"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}