{"id":99,"date":"2010-05-16T14:16:36","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T18:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/?p=99"},"modified":"2024-03-26T16:21:07","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T20:21:07","slug":"does-being-semi-naked-make-my-ass-look-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/16\/does-being-semi-naked-make-my-ass-look-big\/","title":{"rendered":"does being semi-naked make my ass look big?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/files.bjland.ws\/blog\/bjs_big_ass.JPG\" title=\"please don't tumblr this!\" hspace=\"1\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>i know i should be out playing with the other kids, or if here, working on those several <em>&#8220;i&#8217;ll post that clip later&#8221; <\/em> unfulfilled promises i&#8217;ve made over the past few weeks (months? years???) but this recent pic has me puzzling. maybe it&#8217;s all the time i spend on my bike, or maybe it&#8217;s all the ice cream and late night snacking, but looks like my ass is growing faster than my beard, goshdarnit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i know i should be out playing with the other kids, or if here, working on those several &#8220;i&#8217;ll post that clip later&#8221; unfulfilled promises i&#8217;ve made over the past few weeks (months? years???) but this recent pic has me puzzling. maybe it&#8217;s all the time i spend on my bike, or maybe it&#8217;s all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bj"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bjland.ws\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}