Sailors get blown off shore

Troy: ‘I hope you washed your hands, in the Navy they taught us to wash our hands after we take a piss’;

Glenn: ‘in the Marines they taught us not to piss on our hands’.

Troy’s t-shirt is definitely quotable too as your post title (as is Troy McClure but trying to stay on point), and he’s quite a furry stud. I’d bet the songs heard in your clip are stolen but I don’t quite recognize them, vaguely familiar though. And likely instrumentals or dubs of songs that had lyrics. The second one starts towards the end when he spreads the towel on the weight bench before he humps it. Later in the film they play a short bit from Meeting In the Ladies Room by Klymaxx which was the only one obvious enough that I landed on it.

Also cameraman gets a demerit for zooming in too far at the worst possible time in the last minute.