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Francis Ellie pornoclips Xmas

Santa wears a jockstrap

Navy Blue




directed by: Francis Ellie (1979)

Starring: George Payne and Brian Ray (Santa) – this scene; also stars Jack Wrangler, Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed

This great scene from Navy Blue finds sailor George Payne wandering around Manhattan, stumbling upon a Santa raising money for charity (not to worry, it’s not a Salvation Army Santa, so you can enjoy guilt-free) who uses several awful double entendres to pick up sexy sailor George Payne.

and enjoy the crappy Xmas music soundtrack – “Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson, then the “Ukranian Bell Carol”!

Click one of the pics to view scene.

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"vintage" porn stars Xmas

Santa Parker

See the rest of Al’s photo spread in the December 1985 issue of Torso over here, where this Dude’s got a lot more porno, Xmas stuff, and a bunch of stuff in between. It’s a fantastic site, just promise to come back, OK?

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tunes Xmas

Kristmas Kitsch

Still looking to round out that Christmas mixed tape you’ve been working on since before Thanksgiving? Check out Kristmas Kitsch, with such classic Xmas albums as Truckers Christmas, Captain Kangaroo Christmas, Patty Duke & Vincent Peale – Guideposts for Christmas, and of course – Sy Mann’s Switched on Santa (no, it’s not a bisexual Xmas album, but Sy “takes the Moog Synthesizer and creates today’s electronic Christmas tree out of this new musical wonder.” ) – AMAZING! (and you’re welcome!)

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tunes Xmas

Silent Night

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"vintage" porn stars pornoclips

Oasis

Ride ‘Em Cowboy” – Dick Trask and Ledermeister

I hesitate to post clips like this, as they are on hosted on another site, and if you click in the wrong place, you probably get some sort of pop-ups, or go to a site with girly parts showing…. but, the audio is so, soooooooooo awful and funny, I just couldn’t resist!

Update: as I should’ve known, original link to offsite source is gone, so I’ve replaced with clip hosted by BJLAND. And totally different soundtrack, quite erotic, and different than the clip I originally had linked to – enjoy!