pornoclips Xmas

Santa’s jockstrap

Navy Blue

directed by: Francis Ellie (1979)

Starring: (this scene) George Payne and Brian Ray (Santa) – ; also stars Jack Wrangler, Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed

This great scene from Navy Blue finds sailor George Payne wandering around Manhattan, stumbling upon a Santa raising money for charity who uses several awful double entendres to pick up sexy sailor George Payne.

and enjoy (NOT) the crappy Xmas music soundtrack – “Sleigh Ride”, by Leroy Anderson, then the “Ukrainian Bell Carol”!

more Navy Blue


Santa lube

He lubes you when you’re sleeping
He lubes you when you’re awake
He lubes you if you’ve been bad or good

porno paperbacks Xmas


OK – so this doesn’t really qualify as porn; I think the accepted term is sleaze – in any case

“lavender Santa swishing down the chimney” – what more can you ask for?

from the The Man from C.A.M.P. series
written by: Don Holliday (AKA Victor J. Banis)

159 pages, published 1967


celebrating the holidaze

Jack Wrangler pornoclips Xmas

Christmas present, Christmas present…


director: Francis Ellie (1979)

Starring: George Payne & Jack Wrangler; plus Brian Ray (Santa); , Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed

Another rerun rerun – but it’s tradition! a clip from Navy Blue – but it’s just soooooo good! Classic story – two guys in the Navy on a 12-hour leave in NYC, each secretly in love with the other, but can’t bare to admit it to the other and risk jeopardizing their friendship. They part ways, and Jack Wrangler is trying to enjoy site-seeing on his own, but loses himself in thought looking at one of the Christmas-decorated windows, imagining a romantic encounter with his buddy, 70’s bearded hunk George Payne, complete with disco-theme music, of course.

The music is SPACE’s Magic Fly. This is also the film with the wonderful Jack Wrangler blowjob in the helicopter flying over Manhattan skyline scene. Have I posted that one?

erotic art Xmas


my apologies to the artist who I downloaded this from, but neglected to note who you are or how to link to you… perhaps one of my interns can work on that

update: intern Jacque Strap delivers!
CManArt by CMan – yeah!


I wanted CHA-CHA heels (still do!)

“I hate you, I hate this house, I hate Christmas!”

Holiday tradition to re-run this post – Xmas 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2013, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! – but c’mon, it’s DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple zillion years back from’s FEMALE TROUBLE pages. (which appears to be long gone – too bad!)

Jingle Bells Cha Cha

don’t forget to click the XMAS tag above to take you to other nice n naughty Xmas posts!