photographers Xmas

xmas rock

photo from Michael Rock – Rockshots


xmas variety hour

wishing you, and whoever you bump pouches with, a big bag of dicks!


I hate Christmas!

I wanted CHA-CHA heels

“I hate you, I hate this house, I hate Christmas!”

Holiday tradition to re-run this post – Xmas 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2013, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! – but c’mon, it’s DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple zillion years back from’s FEMALE TROUBLE pages. (which appears to be long gone – too bad!)

Clicking above, as usual, will open video clip in new tab; clicking below will play the clip right here in this post.

How many gay porno blogs have this many search results for “CHA-CHA heels” (old blog)

“CHA-CHA heels” (current blog)

don’t forget to click the XMAS tag above to take you to other nice n naughty Xmas posts!

pornoclips Xmas

Santa’s Cummin

Santa’s Cummin (1996) – For those of you who’ve contended that Xmas and porno don’t mix, here’s a great example of how you may well be right! Now, before you click “play” just be forewarned – it’s worse than you remembered! (if you ever saw it) If you really can’t bare it, just fast forward to about 18 minutes in, turn up the volume, and well….
and don’t forget that you can still go on Ebay and find the Stryker Doll – including the Santa version of Jeff!


unwrapped is fine

"vintage" porn stars Xmas

that (xmas) ass

I know Jeff Stone wasn’t a huge porn star, and not everyone’s cup of tea, but I think his prime, 1983, the year I moved to NYC, made the transition from Chicago porno theatres to New York porno theatres for me just a little easier seeing him up on the big screen. Especially him as the “leather man” in Mac Larsen’s Tough Guys

"vintage" porn stars pornoclips Xmas

Frank (en) Claus

I wish they had done more pics with the silly Santa outfit; just this one appears in the 1985 December issue of Torso – while we’re at it, how ’bout some solo work with Christopher Rage – promise – NO HOLIDAZE STUFF in these quick clips!