That Boy Next Door, starring Guy Tait and Tony Craig
Neither fella would grab my attention walking down the street, but that promotional flyer above certainly did! And despite the ad below, I think Guy Tait is the hotter one – lightly furry, that tie and office slacks!!!? C’Mon! And that tease at the end after Guy jumps into the pool!
photos (other than ads/promotional) from the NOVA magazine That Guy Next Door
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My first thought upon seeing that flyer at the top was that the blond might be Kip Noll. Similar build and looks. Quick look further showed me it wasn’t. I like Tony Craig though. He’s totally new to me. I don’t know if he would catch my eye on the street, but his naked body is quite lovely here. He’s a cutie. And handsome. Very sexy in those jeans cut-offs. His hair is a bit problematic from some angles, but very 1980.
Guy Tait doesn’t really do it for me. Maybe with a mustache? Or a beard? I think his necktie is just not quite wide enough. Dammit man, get a wider and shorter tie! This is part of what makes vintage porn so lovable for me. All these funny little details.
The film charms on many levels. The music makes me think a 1950s sitcom is starting. Tony Craig has an overeager, puppy dog energy as he lopes into view. Kind of comical. He even smiles right at the camera after he checks the pool water temperature. “Just right!” He seems to be saying. I had to laugh out loud. Is this a Disney movie? Of course not. But it feels like it at that point. The music is still saying Disney even after his clothes come off for the quickest EVER skinny dip. Then he pauses for a thought. A very LOUD thought about his neighbor. I wanted to put a thought bubble over his head. He’s nodding his head. It’s all very tongue in cheek. Could that be what the director was going for? I think maybe so. Then he settles in to read his book. Is he the book type? I’m not sure I’m buying it, but whatever.
Guy Tait comes home earlier than expected I suppose. And he has his own theme music! Kind of heroic. He doesn’t quite pull that off, but whatever. I guess Tony Craig’s theme music is more like Snow White’s. At any moment, woodland creatures pop out to say hello. So, Guy Tait comes around to the pool and does not seem at all angry or even surprised to find Tony standing there naked. I guess they have an arrangement. Tony’s allowed to use the pool when Guy is at work? Are they lovers? What’s going on? Guy does seem pretty surprised when Tony kisses him though. Guy gives in and that’s how the sex begins. I love Tony’s enthusiasm. He’s like a human Golden Retriever.
I’m not gonna’ go on because nobody needs my play-by-play, and nobody’s reading this probably, except poor BJ. As you can tell, I got a kick out of this and that was before the dirty stuff started up.
I hope you guys will check out the video clip b/c it does get pretty hot. You may need to turn down the music at some point because it does start to really annoy. We get the first explosive cum shot at around 7:55 and the 2nd at around 9:50 and a cummy kiss. Then they move to the bedroom for round 2.
In the end, Guy Tait proved himself to me. I know you were all wondering. I really wanted so badly for Tony Craig to look at the camera again at the end and give a wink. That didn’t happen, but there is something else that’s almost as good.
Thanks for finding this and sharing it with us BJ!