I wanted CHA-CHA heels….BLACK ones! (holiday tradition)

“I hate you, I hate this house, I hate Christmas!”

Holiday tradition to re-run this post – Xmas 2015, 2013, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! – but c’mon, it’s DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple years back from’s FEMALE TROUBLE pages.

"vintage" porn stars pornoclips Xmas

Santa wears a jockstrap (rerun alert)

Navy Blue

directed by: Francis Ellie (1979)

Starring: George Payne and Brian Ray (Santa) – this scene; also stars Jack Wrangler, Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed

This great scene from Navy Blue finds sailor George Payne wandering around Manhattan, stumbling upon a Santa raising money for charity (not to worry, it’s not a Salvation Army Santa, so you can enjoy guilt-free) who uses several awful double entendres to pick up sexy sailor George Payne.

and enjoy the crappy Xmas music soundtrack – “Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson, then the “Ukrainian Bell Carol”!

Click one of the pics to view scene.



Rough Trades (1977) director: Jack Deveau
After some criticism of too much plot and not enough sex in his films, this was Jack’s answer: A film involving “blue collar” guys having sex with each other, and the owner of a New York penthouse that they are working on. I believe this was shot in Deveau’s own building.

This movie has EVER-Y-THING!! Myles Longue sucking cock (and getting his sucked, of course) Vegetables (well, up lovely David Gorsky’s butt – pixilated in this version, alas!), DAVID GORSKY (that mustached Mediterranean look is what made me want to move to NYC 20some years ago), elevator sex, elevator shaft sex, phonerepairmen (David Gorsky again – oops). With Hugh Allen, David Gorsky, Myles Longue (aka Ed Wiley), Bobby Cruz, Rit Young, and Steve Dory.

"vintage" porn stars

malo 101

Malo – gay erotic video archives videography:

  • A Night at the Adonis (1978)
  • Dune Buddies (1978)
  • – A New York City teacher (Malo) needs to get away from the constant cruising and pick-ups of Manhattan by taking a month at the beach – Fire Island! Starring: Malo, Matt Harper, D.(Paolo) Gorsky, Larry Paige, Hugh Allen, Pepe Brazil, Gary Hunt, and of course, Myles Longue (aka Ed Wiley). Written by Moose 100.

  • The Boys from Riverside Drive (1981)
    – the intro scene pairing him with Jack Wrangler, which isn’t really connected to the rest of the film. I would venture to guess was filmed earlier than 1981, closer to the two previous films above

Arnaldo Santana – IMDB

Cruising (1980) as Loren Lukas (pause frame at 1:28, and see what director Friedkin inserted to make the scene even more horrifying)

Scarface (1983) as Ernie (in the brown suit)

a.k.a. Pablo (1984) as Hector Del Gato (short-lived TV sitcom)

cruising via Filmap

Fred Halsted

Halsted, Fred