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Sailors get blown off shore

but, alas, not our Troy! 3 films, solo jerk-offs all – but There is no other TROY (except of course Troy McClure) so it’s cool. But stop wearing the shirt, dude!

his solo scene from Sgt. Swann’s Private Files (1985)



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2 replies on “Sailors get blown off shore”

Troy: ‘I hope you washed your hands, in the Navy they taught us to wash our hands after we take a piss’;

Glenn: ‘in the Marines they taught us not to piss on our hands’.

Troy’s t-shirt is definitely quotable too as your post title (as is Troy McClure but trying to stay on point), and he’s quite a furry stud. I’d bet the songs heard in your clip are stolen but I don’t quite recognize them, vaguely familiar though. And likely instrumentals or dubs of songs that had lyrics. The second one starts towards the end when he spreads the towel on the weight bench before he humps it. Later in the film they play a short bit from Meeting In the Ladies Room by Klymaxx which was the only one obvious enough that I landed on it.

Also cameraman gets a demerit for zooming in too far at the worst possible time in the last minute.

Troy is a nostalgic favorite of mine because he was in one of the earliest mags I got my hands on as a teenager. Mandate Sept 1988. As Zephyr said, he was so hairy- I loved that. But he always had a sort of deer in the headlights expression on his face. I’ve said that here before. Just not very expressive. Years later, when I found out that he was actually in videos, but only solos, I decided he must be one of those straight soloists. That’s what I call guys who appear in gay porn, but never actually have sex with another guy.

FYI, photos from this solo scene appeared in Advocate Men Dec 1985. Same shirt and all. But he’s clearly not on the same set.

He’s more expressive in the video clip, at least when he’s talking, then when he’s alone he kind of goes back to his default blank expression. He’s soooo hot though, you can’t hold it against him. I’m a sucker for hairy muscles. Those little shorts never looked hotter. I know the other guy left because he was injured, but that wouldn’t keep me away from Troy. He couldn’t look gayer in that outfit (am I allowed to say that?) He’s like a perfect mid-80s super-clone with that haircut, stache and crop top. It’s basically an invitation. My response: “We’re off shore now. Wanna’ get blown?” But alas. The video is very hot though. His cock is perfect, his ass is amazing. Great cum shot, although I agree with Zephyr, the camera man zoomed in at the wrong time. Another angle would’ve been great. Showing the cum shot more than once and from different angles was common in the 80s.

Oh, there is another Troy no-last-name. From Old Reliable. Also in the 1980s, but couldn’t be more different. He’s very true to OR. Very rough trade. Our Troy could never pull that off.

Great post! Gosh, I had a lot to say again. Need to work on brevity.
Love you guys!!

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