Author: bj

Full Load: Maximum Oversize – (1988) “precondom” – Director John Travis

I remember “enjoying” this back then (yes, “enjoy” in quotes is subtle code for pounding my meat), but even then the title made me titter – did Homer Simpson (MAX POWER – Season 10, Episode 13) come up with the title? Take a cock for everytime they mention “load” in this movie! I would’ve preferred the scene with Stockwell on the forklift (it’s the boots; no the hat! no the boots!) but Sparkey O’Goofball isn’t quite my speed – not sure these other two are, either…

Starring: Ray Stockwell, Jim Pulver, Mike Henson, David Diamani, Nick Russell, Dirk Matthews, Sparky O’Toole, Rex, Mark Donovan, and in non-sexual roles Doug Niles

from scene 4: Ray Stockwell meets Dirk Matthews at a weigh station and Dirk cuts to the chase: “load load load load” another guy (Nick Russell) helps

I don’t usually follow these things, but apparently David Ashfield did a good amount of stunt cock work in this movie – is he in this scene?

The Size Counts – (1988) – Director: Jeff Lawrence (1988) 86 minutes running time – condoms not always used (years later, the term “pre-condom” became common in sales pitches on line, like eBay – and 1988 was a year where producers might allow them, but they weren’t always required) This scene, condomless.

Starring: Nick Fabrini, Bill Hunter, Chad James, Eric Manchester, Eric Rogers, Eric Ryan, Jeremy Scott, Geoffrey Spears, Emory Williams (this scene, of course, Nick Fabrini and Eric Manchester)

It’s Nick’s bod, balding head, and thick cock that I remember most – I think there’s a “plot” – Eric Ryan and Jeremy Scott talking about big dicks between scenes. If you really pay attention, looks like Nick’s cock is hardest when Eric’s schlong is in his mouth.

“Cory Monroe works at a recording studio, and he and his co-workers are apprehensive when they learn the cleaning crew that’s coming is comprised of prison convicts.” – I’m not sure “apprehensive” is the word I’d use! oh, 1988!

Tattooed cop Donnie Ray (gayish-for-pay?) feels the need to teach prisoner Vladimir Correa a lesson, striping down to his jockstrap, and making Correa strip completely and jerk off.

Dirt Busters (1988) – Director: R. Stilskin – 75 minutes running time

Starring: Cory Monroe, Rusty Thomas, Sean Laurence, Gino Colbert, David Lee, Donny Ray, Vladimir Correa

Cory Monroe spies on bearded muscle prisoner dude (yes, repeatedly saying “I’d like to take a dump” is suchhhh a turn-on!), who finds a Thrust magazine, which inspires him to strip and pose??? Cory does an excellent job showing off his 80’s trousers while he whacks, then Cory has to “intervene” (is this place ever going to get cleaned??) And the W.C. Fields poster? cuz it has the word “dick” in it? or cuz it looks like Fields wants to suck some dick?