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Where Joey Lives

Director: DeSimone – – – edit: actually, Jason Sato (1977)

(I actually don’t have this title on my DESIMONE DIRECTOR page, but GEVI does – and I am re-editing this post with JASON SATO as director, but I don’t have a source, but am reasonably confident)

Starring: Tim O’Brien, Kurt Williams, Dick Trask, Joe Gage (narrator); others unknown (no actual credits for anyone)

OKAY – first, the BIJOU boxcover art just above does NOT show anyone from the film (although I would LOVE to know who this is!); one of my many pornopeeves (inaccurate boxcover art; missing scenes, the list goes on…). Nor do I think the one below, from an earlier release on VCX – but again, would love to know where it is from – seems to be 2 guys maybe going into a basement apartment somewhere in NYC, maybe? Oh, still working on a DICK TRASK videography, and thought this scene would be a nice part of that.

Previously on BJland – Where Joey Lives

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was gonna be a placeholder, but thought I’d take advantage of one of my pornopetpeeves – box cover art that doesn’t come from the pornovideo. Worse, or #1 pornopetpeeve is videos that are missing scenes from original version (I’m looking at you, HIS Video!). I am sure I have others – what are yours?

and then, you still want to know where you CAN find the guy on the box cover!

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Careful With That Box, Eugene


ugh, what’s wrong with the box cover art?

previously – Jack Wrangler – Gemini

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from the comments – Is that you, Nick Rogers?

The other day, a commentor noticed that the cover pic on HEATSTROKE‘s small box version (that I am selling on eBay) is a picture that has nothing to do with the film – in fact, it’s Nick Rogers who is definitely not in the movie! Once he pointed it out, it was just soooooo obvious, I felt foolish for never having noticed who it was (although I did know it was not a picture from the movie)! And then it hit me where it comes from – the 1984 video Arcade where Nick plays a security guard at a porno video arcarde, keeping the customers from having sex, until the final scene when they attack Nick, ripping off his clothes and…. well, I am sure you can figure out the rest. Thank You, “MIKE”
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eBay auction – CUM BUDDIES 1970’s J.W.KING, Nick Rodgers, SCOTT TAYLOR Duff Paxton

eBay auction – Joe Gage HEATSTROKE precondom 1982 Out of Print – Richard Locke OOP

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The Secret Tablets of Rama


The Secret Tablets of Rama (1983? – I don’t think so – I am confidant it must’ve been filmed earlier – update: Francisco says 1974, we’re going with 1974)

“The secret tablets of Rama reveal how sex was performed in past centuries. Each tablet reveals a new story.” – um. ok.

update: – music includes Rahks Port Said – Mohammed El Bakkar; Rhapsody In Blue – Deodato; Lunar Tune – Joao Donato;

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Oh Bijou Video!

Oh Roger!

You know one of my biggest porn pet peeves is the misleading, or in the least, inaccurate porn video box cover art. This usually entails images of men who are not in the actual film, and Bijou Video is one of the worst when it comes to this. SO I got a major chuckle out of this cover art – I mean, that cock, and Roger are both in the video, but wouldn’t it be cool if Roger was actually standing next to a 6-foot tall version of his own cock!!??

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what’s wrong with this picture?

(a quick clip from Bijou)